MISIÓN TO NOWHERESVILLE

Objective: Establish a safe and efficient route through the treacherous waters of Nowheresville.

• Pre-emptive squid-based de-escalation techniques
• Emergency squid-harmonization protocols

Upon arrival in Nowheresville, our team encountered an unexpected INFRASTRUCTURE SQUIRTLE. The SQUADRON team was forced to divert to Alternate Route to Nowheresville due to the squid-induced roadblocks.

Current Status: SQUID-CONTAINMENT UNITS are being dispatched to Nowheresville to mitigate the situation. ETA: TBA